konagrown: please kiss the berry stains off of my hands and neck and when they are all gone pretend they’re not
I finished Bioshock Inifinite last night and now I’m just speechless. What am I supposed to do now?
every time I watch a movie or show that takes place in California it makes me want to go there and lay on the beach
gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
I hate packing so much omg