*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Sometimes I laugh because the Bard's College...
The Companions: We are a guild of mercenaries, dedicated to each other and to the art of war; many of us struggle with the curse of the werewolf.
The Mage's College: Though magic has a strong stigma in Skyrim, we carry on to study ancient technology and master the arcane, but what evils will we discover?
The Thieves Guild: A pack of the best pickpockets you'll ever meet, we lurk under Riften as we fight against our streak of ill luck to become filthy rich.
The Dark Brotherhood: Servants of the Night Mother, we are death on the wind, murder in the night; but beware, for treachery lurks in our company.
The Bards College: YO WANNA HELP US THROW A PARTY??
where-wolf asked: Kiss :x
Anonymous asked: DOPEY.
Drop a 'word' in my ask!
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?